My Labour Comrades, we must repeal the hunting act!

I’ve finally been converted. My New Labour working class heroes have not gone nearly far enough in preventing cute furry animals from being killed by other animals with pointy teeth. I don’t know why Foreign Policy is so focussed on terrorism when there are jungles around the world in which lions and tigers are brutally ripping apart other animals. These jungles need to be nuked, which is the obvious solution because we have weapons which are going out of date and need using on something anyway. On the home front, there needs to be an outright ban on animals which brutally rip apart lambs, rabbits and other gorgeous little critters. I’m talking, of course, about foxes. It seems intuitive that the ban on foxes should be enforced by fox hunting, but I can’t help feeling that my attempt to think like a lefty has caused something retarded to happen in my brain and I’m not quite sure what it is.